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[rebellionyell]

And then I'll have people clamoring at my door at all hours of the day because how could they possibly resist all of this [Dante gestures vaguely at himself.]

That could turn into a potential pain in the ass.

[illithidnapped]

Ohh. [He coos almost sweetly, the gesture veering directly into saccharine coddling on entirely played-up purpose.] You poor thing, suffering for being so bloody popular and charming.

...and very well endowed.

[rebellionyell]

[The coddling is so bad Dante can't even keep a straight face, bowing his forehead against Astarion's shoulder instead.]

None of it's true...[amendment]...except for that last part.

[He likes to think so anyway.]

But I do like it when you're flirty, it's a turn-on.

[illithidnapped]

[His responsive laugh is such a slow thing— dark and deep within his throat.]

That, my dear, is very much the point.